"ask me stuff if you love me"
If you don’t like puns or sarcasm then we’ll probably never get along ever.
we should do something cute like fuck in a public bathroom
im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
omg I found the second part to that Wednesday gif!
lmao Lurch is killin’ it
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls